Cassandra Webb (Dakota Johnson) gazing forward behind a large spiderweb in a forest
Film review

Madame Web

2024 · Directed by SJ Clarkson · 1h 57m · MPA PG-13

In a sentenceDakota Johnson gets psychic powers and the expression of someone being asked to cover an extra shift

In 2003, paramedic Cassandra Webb (Dakota Johnson) begins experiencing visions of the future. A baby shower finds her struggling with ordinary social obligations; her new ability brings less familiar responsibilities. She becomes involved with Julia Cornwall (Sydney Sweeney), Anya Corazón (Isabela Merced) and Mattie Franklin (Celeste O’Connor), three young women who are not inclined to agree with her or one another. She tries to understand what her visions mean while dealing with companions who have their own ideas about being told what to do. Taking charge of them is a responsibility she is reluctant to accept.

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Fi1m review

Dakota Johnson’s awkward humour gives Madame Web a few welcome laughs. SJ Clarkson’s superhero origin story is otherwise sluggish and over-explained, with fractured action and too little attention paid to the women at its centre.

A paramedic who can glimpse danger before it arrives is a sensible starting point for a superhero thriller. There is a job to do and a reason to be frightened. Madame Web, directed by SJ Clarkson, keeps this premise small enough for individual people to matter. Yet the explanations keep interrupting their attempts to get to know one another, and the danger seldom becomes urgent. We found it a poor, wearying film, despite a lead performance that supplies some welcome humour.

Dakota Johnson plays Cassandra Webb with a social awkwardness that is more interesting than the details of her origin story. We laughed at her discomfort during the baby shower, because she makes polite participation look like a task for which she has received no training. Her flat delivery allows an ungracious response to remain funny without making her seem cruel. The performance sometimes becomes so withdrawn that it is difficult to care what happens to her, but she has enough awkward charm to hold our attention between explanations.

Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced and Celeste O’Connor bring some life to the exchanges between the younger women and Cassandra Webb. Their bickering offers a reason to spend time with the group beyond waiting for another explanation of the plot. But the screenplay gives them too little individuality for that friction to develop into relationships we care about. Tahar Rahim has even less room as Ezekiel Sims, whose menace is repeatedly explained and seldom felt.

The screenplay, credited to Burk Sharpless, Claire Parker, Matt Sazama and SJ Clarkson, gives explanation far more space than behaviour. It keeps checking that we understand the premise, without giving the characters enough worthwhile things to do with it. That is particularly damaging in a story built around anticipating danger, where each pause to clarify matters lets the suspense drain away. At 117 minutes, it takes a modest amount of story a long time to tell.

Leigh Folsom Boyd’s editing has one useful device: the glitches that accompany Cassandra Webb’s visions briefly make her uncertainty ours. For those moments, the film lets us experience her difficulty instead of having somebody describe it. Elsewhere, the cuts leave the action disjointed rather than tense, and following the immediate danger takes more effort than it should. Mauro Fiore’s cinematography keeps the ordinary surroundings clean and legible, but does little to make them feel threatening when the cutting fails to build suspense.

Ethan Tobman’s production design helps establish the 2003 setting, and the attention to period detail is welcome. The conspicuous branding becomes distracting, though, and it is hard to enjoy those details when products keep demanding notice. Johan Söderqvist’s score supplies urgency that the scenes themselves too often lack. The music is trying to sustain a threat that Tahar Rahim has not been given enough material to establish.

The film’s restrained scale is worth defending in a genre that can make every problem a global emergency. There is room for a superhero story about an unwilling adult and younger women learning to tolerate one another, and this cast occasionally finds it. But the humour is intermittent, and the lifeless stretches are too long to make a persuasive evening of accidental comedy. Only committed admirers of Dakota Johnson’s dry humour should make time for this.

Critical consensus AI synthesised

36
Positive
1
Mixed
6
Negative
16

Most critics find Madame Web a weak superhero origin story, with occasional pleasures that do little to offset its problems. Praise centres on Dakota Johnson’s dry humour and awkward charm: even several negative reviews credit her with making poor dialogue briefly amusing. The more sympathetic reviews also enjoy the fractious rapport between the women, finding a lightly engaging story about their relationships beneath the exposition and preparations for a larger saga.

The main complaints concern confused plotting, flat characters and action that rarely generates much excitement, though Johnson’s detachment also strikes some critics as disengagement. The spread runs from qualified affection to outright dismissal, with little agreement on whether the absurdity is enjoyable. Sight and Sound finds the ensemble lightly likeable, while the Los Angeles Times enjoys the unintentional camp; The Ringer explicitly rejects the idea that the film offers that sort of bad-film pleasure.

Sight and Sound
15 February 2024 · Kim Newman
70*

The critic views the film as an unnecessary but lightly likeable Spider-Man spin-off that offers fun with its team of fractious female characters. It stands out for its irreverent take and the appealing rapport among the leads despite its overstuffed nature.

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Los Angeles Times
13 February 2024 · Katie Walsh
60*

The critic calls the film unintentionally campy and ridiculous rather than good, but often hilariously delightful for fans of camp. Dakota Johnson's weird, twinkling performance is singled out as the main appeal that makes it worth seeing.

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RogerEbert.com
13 February 2024 · Christy Lemire
60*

The critic finds it a low-stakes origin story buoyed by Dakota Johnson's amusing, deadpan performance as the reluctant clairvoyant paramedic. Visual chaos in the finale and leaden exposition weigh it down, but breezy pacing makes it more enjoyable than many overwrought superhero films.

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IndieWire
13 February 2024 · C- · David Ehrlich
50

A hilariously retrograde superhero movie that feels like it was made in 2003 and seems created by people who have never seen a superhero film. Johnson does her best to save the project, but the film lacks any real vision or coherence.

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Screen Daily
13 February 2024
50*

The critic sees the film as a somewhat spirited superhero origin story that benefits from Dakota Johnson’s grounded humour and solid action but mostly serves as the unpromising first chapter of a larger saga. It is praised for its accessible plotting and the bratty rapport between the lead and the younger characters.

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The New York Times
14 February 2024 · Manohla Dargis
40*

The critic finds the film bad but not memorably so, with an absurd story, risible dialogue and uninspired fights. Dakota Johnson's detached, natural awkwardness and charm are praised for humanizing the character and rising above the material.

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Straight answers AI written, from our review

Is Madame Web worth watching?
Madame Web is not worth watching for most people, and we scored it 38. Dakota Johnson's awkward humour earns a few laughs, but SJ Clarkson's origin story is sluggish, over-explained and disjointed in its action. Only committed admirers of Johnson's dry delivery should make time for it.
How long is Madame Web, and what is it rated?
Madame Web runs 1h 57m and is rated PG-13 by the MPA in the US. It is an action and fantasy film.
Where can I watch Madame Web in the US?
Madame Web is streaming on Disney+ in the US. Availability is checked daily; the links above go straight to each service.
How violent or frightening is Madame Web, and is it suitable for children?
Madame Web is a 12A superhero film with fantasy violence and moments of peril rather than gore. The danger seldom becomes urgent, and the cutting makes the action harder to follow than frightening, so most children over twelve will cope easily. Younger viewers are more likely to be bored than scared.
What should I watch after Madame Web?
After Madame Web, try The Dead Zone (1983, Fi1m 82): A reluctant clairvoyant faces harder choices, with room for the person making them. Then Thelma (2017, Fi1m 85): A young woman’s frightening abilities receive patient attention and a growing sense of danger; and Run Lola Run (1998, Fi1m 82): Repeated possibilities become brisk, legible action rather than another round of explanations.

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Awards

Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Picture, 2024

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Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Picture

If you liked this, try…

  1. The Dead Zone (1983, Fi1m 82)A reluctant clairvoyant faces harder choices, with room for the person making them.

  2. Thelma (2017, Fi1m 85)A young woman’s frightening abilities receive patient attention and a growing sense of danger.

  3. Fast Color (2018) · not reviewed yetWomen with extraordinary abilities get family lives worth caring about.

  4. Run Lola Run (1998, Fi1m 82)Repeated possibilities become brisk, legible action rather than another round of explanations.

  5. Attack the Block (2011, Fi1m 84)Young people bicker through danger, with sharper jokes and a convincing shared purpose.

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